I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
And then he peed in my hair
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