You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
honey bunches of taint.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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