Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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