i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
now i know why i became what i already was.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Randomize
