Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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