I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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