You surviving the open bar?
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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