East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
