called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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