I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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