He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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