i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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