They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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