I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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