; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
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imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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