He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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