all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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