guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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