You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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