About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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