Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Randomize