People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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