Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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