wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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