Sry I called you an 8
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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