anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
