My nipple is on Facebook.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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