So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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