We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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