It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
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