it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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