someone get that fucking seahorse.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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