I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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