Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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