get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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