WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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It was a blind-side dick pic.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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