check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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