i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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