Cold hands, warm shart.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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