at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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