thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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