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(702): View more from Nevada

explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.

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(817): View more from Texas

As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.

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(587): View more from Alberta

She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra

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(502): View more from Kentucky

She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.

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(909): View more from California

Every concussion has its silver lining

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(334): View more from Alabama

What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.

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(231): View more from Michigan

While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter

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