I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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