I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Do vagina's smell?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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