Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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