I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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