yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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