Already got asked if we're dating
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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