...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
