yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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