Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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