I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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