ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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