508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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