I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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