Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
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Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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