I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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